We've got 45 clean Christian jokes that will be sure to make your sides split (like the Red Sea!). Revelation 3:20. As long as he was Abel. He says he will talk to the boys, but only one at a time. Allow me to take a Luke. Which area of the Promised Land was especially wealthy? As she ran she prayed, Dear Lord, please dont let me be late! ", A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. 149. Suppose this should happen, or suppose that should happen; what could we do; how could we bear it? will help you." Why didn't anyone want to fight Goliath? 78. ", 32. Answer: They were using fowl language. 38. A parking Lot. Sunday morning services were going very smoothly when suddenly a flash of light and smoke appeared in front of the pulpit followed by a large BOOM. 45. They were told to be fruitful and multiply. Dear Lord, please dont let me be late! But first Ive got to want to help myself. His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you know what the Bible means? But make your fear a visitor and not a resident. The Shoppers Hymn Sweet Bye and Bye You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it. German Shepherds, 196. Christian Jokes, Clean Jokes, Best Christian Jokes, Christian Humor: Great Christian Jokes for Kids & Adults. At that moment, the substitute organist played The Star Spangled Banner. John 4:18 (ESV) on the other hand reads For you have had five husbands, and the one you now have is not your husband.. those books"? The boy replied, I dont think Ill be there You dont even know your way to the post office. Dear Jesus, if I get a red wagon for Christmas, I will eat all my vegetables for a year. Then Johnnie thought, Oh, no, that means spinach, broccoli and asparagus. It's hard to take vampires seriously after Twilight. the mother responds, you are going to church and i'll tell you three reasons why. His father asked him three times what was wrong. The substitute wanted to know what to play. Habakkuk. He is an artist! said the kindergarten boy. How do we know Peter was a successful fisherman? When preparing for the Feast of Weeks, what did some disciples wonder? 106. Problem and A Problem, A. 83. What excuse did Adam give his children about why he no longer lived in Eden? Christmas Tale from the Inn At Bethlehem Funny Religious Jokes from Christmas Crackers More Religious Christmas Jokes The Meaning of 12 Days of Christmas Un-Holy Christmas Tale 129. He has kept you thus far; trust Him for the rest of the way. I have a proposition to every. jokes4all.net /fear.html 147 ~ John Newton, Have not I commanded thee? A teardrop on earth summons the King of heaven. You Luke into it. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: Stop! A man walks inside the clinic and says **"Doctor, I have lost my taste buds. And forgive us our trash baskets Answer: To get to the other side. Do not ask for fears to be removed; ask for courage equal to the fears. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the childs shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. Where was Solomons Temple located? 7. 3. It seemed like a giant ordeal. A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. They announced they are going to start selling Lager flavoured gel that is 5.3% alcohol, for women to rub on their privates in a bid to encourage men to perform oral sex. Lord, if you cant make me a better boy, dont worry about it. Answer: A critical Mass. 27. ", A teacher asked the children What do we have that Adam didnt? Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle.". He just knew there was something fishy about it. Little They were flaking crude stone tools by 2.5 million years ago. They have mass. What happened to Mary Magdalene after Jesus? What's a miracle that can be done by a complainer? Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark? What did Moses say when he saw people worshipping the golden calf? At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. How long did Cain hate his brother? Because he loved truth. "Why, this is God driving Adam and You must move against it with the weapons of faith and love. On the day of the birth, a beautiful baby girl was born and the parents were instantly smitten. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. They all babble. Below the preachers message was written the following notation: I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. 45mph God Will Take Care of You What is a missionarys favorite kind of car? upvote downvote report to pray." How does Moses make his coffee? They are brought before the tribal leader. 199. What time of day was Adam created? Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen?Same reason we sing Hymns instead of Hers! When Zachariah and Elizabeth disagreed, what did he do? If a man has the one, he can scarcely have the other in vigorous operation. Adam. Fear. From the mantel above the fireplace, he grabbed the familys statue of the Virgin Mary. 3. 57. 41. Did God throw him back down? What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? She was just a young woman with a lot of ambition who wanted to get ahead. ~~~, *** 144. story. 101. The white man needs the Negro to free him from his guilt. 117. Because it is smack bang in the middle of 9/11, An engineer dies and is accidentally sent to hell. Mosquitoes come close, though. Several went up. A mother had three virgin daughters. Does God love everyone? Many men affect to despise fear, and in preaching resent any appeal to it; but not to fear when there is occasion is as great a weakness as to fear unduly without reason. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: Why did you just stand there? Fear not to go down with Jesus into the grave. 158. **************************** Fear God and you'll have nothing else to fear. 91. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? 61. ~~~. 180. Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1). 34. You scared us half to dea, In the midst of a heavy hurricane season, a small town in Florida is alerted as likely to be hit very hard by one particular storm. ~~~, & A 3year olds prayer Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?Answer: He didnt want to split hairs. 191. ~~~, A wife and mom invited some people to dinner. The boy just sits there and doesnt answer. ~~~, It is said that Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? What did God do to cure Moses headache? Where can we find evidence that Jesus egged people in the Bible?Take my yoke upon you, He says in Matthew 11:29-30. Beyond its use as the name of the first man, adam is also used in the Bible as a pronoun, individually as a human and in a collective sense as mankind. I can see why they threw him out!, One day the zoo-keeper 12. What do donkeys send out around Christmastime? It (can) actually change the course of another person's day, week, or life. The priest says, "Tell me of your sins, my son.". Mule-tide greetings! 157. Samson brought the house down. Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself . 22. Following the ~~~, A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! Taking the statue to the kitchen he wrapped it in newspapers and stuffed it into a grocery bag. Trust the Lord to give you the power to overcome fear. People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention. "Oh, I I wouldnt know what to say, the girl replied. We feel a thousand deaths in fearing one, but the (the Christian) cured of the disease of fearing. Better hazard once than always be in fear. ~~~, A father was at the beach with his children when the 4 year son ran up to him, Scroll down for lots more, eg "Out of the Mouth of Babes", "Hymnal Jokes", plus links to even more collections of Very Funny Christian jokes. What kind of car would Jesus drive? Id prefer a house with no den.. And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? Answer: A convertible. Harold is His name. David he rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep, 131. Who was the first tennis player in the bible? 2023 Wording Vibes - WordPress Theme by Kadence WP, Christians are inclined to describe faith as a holy, loved, personal, and important aspect of their life. 4. . She gets off at 6, He thought he'd been really clever in hiring a crooked accountant who was deaf and dumb. There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Hmm, sounds fishy. said the woman. -He just knew there was something fishy about it. She smiled and went about her work. 95mph Lord, Im Coming Home Bomi Jolly ~ JollyNotes.com. 50. After sitting coolly through the meal, avoiding eye contact, she quietly excuses herself without explanation. Famous Amos. It is that feeling inside of you that causes you to sometimes doubt good decisions, neglect to follow through on commitments and even become physically ill. During the service, the minister paused and said, Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. , Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. The Negro needs the white man to free him from his fears. tidy, would I get into heaven? 86. Who in the Bible knew the most people? When Mary found out she was pregnant, what did she say? 37. Joke has 82.93 % from 79 votes. A policeman . Oh, my baby.. Tractors. Which Bible Character is a locksmith? How did Paul greet his friend? Discipleship and worship. If I get a red wagon for Christmas, I wont fight with my brother Hank for a year. Then Johnnie thought, Oh, no, Hank is such a brat, I could never, ever keep that promise. The Realtors Hymn Ive Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop Fear Jokes. Yes, but He prefers "fruits of the spirit" to "religious nuts!". The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. My wife made sandwiches and a cake. 182. Mary Had a Little Lamb.. 22. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? 2 windows down, driving 50 miles per hour! said the captain, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - During the service last Sunday, the priest was stern. French tradition spuriously claims that she evangelized Provence (southeastern France) and spent her last 30 years in an Alpine cavern. Adam is the name given in Genesis 1-5 to the first human. Why didnt Noah go fishing? 93. Answer: It was hole-y. Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight . 194. Answer: Saint Nickeless. 7. Ancestors. The Doctor replies **"Don't worry. Answer: By his net income. Answer: Holy cow! A man, thirsty after a long hike, walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. A: Yes, the Bible says that the. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. A small child replied: They couldnt get a baby sitter. Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible? This means if you were at a funeral, you'd likely rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy. She called out, Johnny, stop that! Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait. A Parking Lot. "Oh, my goodness! of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead! Which Bible character was super-fit? Sweet Christian Jokes 1. How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to Heaven similar? You must move against it with the weapons of faith and love. He wasnt going to throw away his (sling)shot. What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when. PS: An FYI to our non-American readers, Quilt is another word for Comforter Let us approach these days expecting to see the goodness of the Lord manifest. Convertible. The boy sits in a chair across from the pastors desk and they just look at each other. "Is he a member of your The doctor looked at the new parents and said. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. 114. The good Lord didnt create anything without a purpose. Crouching down to the childs level, the pastor smiles benevolently and asks, And now what, my little man? To which the boy replies, Now we run! 169. What did David have in common with Hamilton? What did Adam say when he was asked about his favorite holiday? What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about Gods will? What did God's people say when food fell from Heaven? said the pleased mother. Answer: He had Mass hysteria. He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. 135. answer was "NO! How long did Cain dislike his brother? What Would Jesus Drive? 119. 72. He died and went to Heaven, the Dad replied. Only the Ten Commandments, answered the lady. Christian tradition has long held that Jesus was not married, even though no reliable historical evidence exists to support that claim,. 115. Please endeavor to share this article with family and friends. God has been good and He will continue to manifest His goodness. 107. Stop inspiring fear in those around you and now take your stand in faith. The only known antidote to fear is faith. 32. 160. 5 Chuck Norris Jokes. Fear is born of Satan, and if we would only take time to think a moment we would see that everything Satan says is founded upon a falsehood. ~ A.B. Answer: You Luke into it. Confessor: Thank you, Father. Cheetah. A Catholic is a Christian who follows the Catholic religion as transmitted through the succession of Popes. There wasn't. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. and I wanted to stay with you guys. 172. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day . Yes, the Lord will bring conviction to our hearts concerning sin, but it is so He can deliver us from sin's power and consequences. 23. If I dont give you a ticket Ill lose my job. On the side of his head. These religious jokes are (sacra)ment to make you grin for what might seem like an eternity, and bring some laughter (and possible good-natured head shaking) to your day. Why is Abraham considered the smartest person in the Bible? Johnny looked up at her and said, 3 a comic fishing tale. 159. Whats so funny about forbidden fruits? I more fear what is within me than what comes from without. Why did the sponge go to church? Olive, 8. 161. front seat was a man and in the back seat, a man and a woman. What is a missionarys favorite vehicle? So, what did the Jew have to say to the Gentile? The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. What type of lights did Noah have on the Ark? I have a deep-seated fear of running water. 70. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. Thats easy, Daddy the young boy replied excitedly, It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth. 21. And 3) you're the priest. What do you get if you cross a Jehovahs Witness and a Unitarian? Why is it that Jesus cannot wear necklaces? If you like what you're reading, you can get free daily updates through the RSS feed here. If we had no troubles but real troubles, we should not have a tenth part of our present sorrows. 150. ~ Rick Warren The worst evils of life are those which do not exist except in our imagination. 18. While on an excursion on the amazon river deep in the jungle three explorers are surrounded and captured by a tribe of cannibals. There are things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind. Zaccheus, 193. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. Why did the priest giggle during his homily? Christian Jokes Persistence A group of seminary students gathered in the chapel one day as the dean challenged them to NOT pray for a large church because of the stress, problems and worries that go with it. A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of 19. The godly man contrarily is afraid of nothing; not of God, because he knows Him his best friend, and will not hurt him; not of Satan, because he cannot hurt him; not of afflictions, because he knows they come from a loving God, and end in his good; not of the creatures, since "the very stones in the field are in league with Him;" not of himself, since his conscience is at peace. Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand? and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned". clerk. 154. 116. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper His wallpapers? ~ Hebrews 13:6. ~~~, After the christening of his baby brother in church, Funny Bible Verses, Quotes & Scriptures in the Bible What do you call a prophet who's also a chef? What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Fear is a kind of bell, or gong, which rings the mind into quick life and avoidance upon the approach of danger. 176. Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, Check out:- 200+ funny jokes for kids- 101 corny jokes- 101 funny one-liners- Best knock knock jokes for kids. Abraham. Holy cow, dude, one says after catching his breath. One-liner Christian jokes are as follows; Do not let your worries overwhelm you. He took the bag upstairs to his room, opened the closet and placed the package in the farthest, darkest corner. What did the family members say when asked who would say grace? "Well," Because He is the one who breaks every chain. 127. Answer: Sunday School. Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? Joseph because he served in Pharaohs court. Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! 49. Answer: He was in de Nile. 41. Answer: He rocked Goliath to sleep. You dial the number and it rings and rings but nobody answers. 24. Fear that their child is going to definitely end up smarter than them. Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Answer: He only had two worms. Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater. didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny. Behold, I stand at the door and knock. This divine Godhead consists of three parts: the father (God himself), the son (Jesus Christ) and the Holy Spirit. At times all of us experience fear. Adam was the first in the human race, Below are frequently asked questions about Christian jokes. Ham. Christian Humor Quotes, One Liners & Jokes 7 Funny Christian Humor Jokes But religion, and the beliefs that accompany it, can also lend itself to good, clean humor. Why is Moses considered the biggest rebel in the Bible? 46. Quote, Faith, Courage, Fear Faith to Sleep A mother and her four-year-old daughter were preparing to retire for the night. Okay, said his father. When man's terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God. Why did the unemployed man get excited while reading his Bible? being carefully explained in the children's Sunday School class. Priest: Certainly not- return it to the man whom you stole it from. 133. Who was the greatest moneyman in the Bible? Habakkuk. 18. Finally, the boy replied, ""Well," His eye is upon us, His arm over us, His ear open to our prayer - His grace sufficient, His promise unchangeable. Scientists have unearthed the jawbone of what they claim is one of the very first humans. 69. What time of day does Adam prefer? Yet, if we submit our hearts to God and stand in faith, we can resist those first fearful thoughts. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. The teacher God incarnate is the end of fear; and the heart that realizes that He is in the midst will be quiet in the middle of alarm. The Muslim says "yes, that does seem to be quick. 25. We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. His eye is upon us, His arm over us, His ear open to our prayer - His grace sufficient, His promise unchangeable. When preparing for the Feast of Weeks, what did some disciples wonder? Daddy, what happened to him? the son asked. 36. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. I went to the doctor to see why I had such a big fear of snakesHe said I have a reptile dysfunction. Which minor prophet has become well-known as a result of cookies? 100. ~ George Macdonald, The presence of fear does not mean you have no faith. As the storm raged, the It soothes his sorrows, heals his wounds, and drives away his fear. A pastor is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. Its the same in my business. I am more afraid of my own heart than of the pope and all his cardinals. Which Servan of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? Weathermans Hymn There Shall Be Showers of Blessings 6. Which Bible character had no parents? There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good morning, Lord, and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good Lord, its morning!, There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: I have good news and bad news. was at a loss to understand how this illustrated the lesson of Adam and Eve. keeper's brother. Heres a copy of the service, he said impatiently. Shortening improves both sermons and biscuits! "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He Fast food is the only food that is permitted to be consumed while fasting because they are fast food. Moses. The Christian says "a firing squad would be painless. 98. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. How did Jacob cheer on his grandson? 8. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? 2x2. The day of the war game, Ivan realised he had misplaced his rifle, so he went to his Lieutenant: Lieutenant, I lost my rifle. The Bible says the disciples were all of one Accord. "I asked Him And pass it on to other folk! (Unknown), Thanks for reading Hope you had several good laughs! Beliefnet is a lifestyle website providing feature editorial content around the topics of inspiration, spirituality, health, wellness, love and family, news and entertainment. 75. Why is David considered the best babysitter in the Bible? Weak Christians are afraid of the shadow of the cross. A Christler. Fear is born of Satan, and if we would only take time to think a moment we would see that everything Satan says is founded upon a falsehood. Just a little before Eve. Were going to have liturgy here.. ~~~, A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, Boys and girls, what do we know about God? Really? 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