There is a common misconception that flight attendants are mostly waitresses or customer service workers, but thats only a small facet of the job, Our first priority is to keep you safe and thats what those weeks of training are for, says Shawn Kathleen, a former flight attendant who was an EMT and police officer before pivoting into the airline industry. I know there are emergencies with having to pee and all that, but the most likely situation where you will get hurt on a plane is turbulence. Flights are kept cold to prevent passengers from fainting, and your shoes may set off airport metal detectors. This iswhy its wise towear more than one layer ofclothing sothat you can adjust tothe temperatures accordingly. dailymail.co.uk - Ellen Coughlan 1h. Flight attendants spill secrets, including the sinister meaning of the code HUM Flight attendants say theyve seen it all in the skies. Legion3382 , Patrick Campanale Report, 3 consecutive dings over the loud speaker means you're probably going to die. You have to make that announcement?' Also, different methods of raising it, depending on the aircraft. Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. ), take as many vacations as we want, and travel essentially for free," B told Bored Panda. 'Sometimes, flight attendants and pilots don't tell all the truth to the passengers,' Barbie said. We respect your privacy. Please fashion your seatbelts securely and ensure your tray tables are in the upright position. It is apparently common for people to be "healed" during mid flight and no longer need assistance when they reach their destination. First 3 minutes during take off is the most dangerous part of the flight with last 7 minutes. 'When the cleaning team enters the aeroplanes, they never clean the bins, so imagine what you can find in there.'. Mine was 8 weeks. Mia Tindall, 8, and sister Sarah Ferguson shares emotional New Year's poem to the late No awkward teenage phase here! He was commenting on the line for the lavatories. That's why, securing myself and deny to bring your water for 7 minutes is not selfish but to save lives in a serious possible accident/incident.Just know that anything seems ridicilous has a real life saver idea behind it. We are waiting around just like you and wanting to get back to our families as well. We do enjoy most of the passengers but then, you will find yourself having conversations with adult human beings about why its not okay to watch porn on a flight.. - There's special straps in the cockpit and the chair moves back from the controller in case you need to tie the pilot up and move him away. Lastly, it is NOT the responsibility of a flight attendant to lift >your< bag. 'Everything was good until they saw us in the middle of the airport. 's are only paid from the time the doors close and the plane pushes off until the plane lands and the doors open. What, inyour opinion, isthe worst thing towear onaplane? Vaping on the other hand is completely harmless but forbidden anyway, purely because it may entice other passengers to light up real cigs. A simple smile and politeness will get you a long way with most crew! I replied, 'Yep, when people are on the plane, the lavatories are never empty.' Delta announced it back in April. Passengers in wheelchairs would board the plane before everyone else, but they had to wait for everyone else to disembark before they could get rolled out. 'She really wanted that and started looking nervous. 'For some reason everyone thinks that the black box of an aeroplane is actually black, but I have to tell you that's not true, in fact the colour is orange and there is a reason for that. So one half has access one way and the other half -another. Twice in the 7 years I've been doing this has "fluid" leaked out of the boxes the bodies are in and got all over the luggage. Flight attendant spills the ONE thing thousands of passengers do that drive them all 'mad': 'Please stop doing this'. The pressure on aircraft makes you naturally gassy and it's easy to puff one off in the face of an annoying git while bending down to speak to someone on the opposite side of the aisle. Not sure if I'm allowed to name the airline so Let's just say it's the safest in the world. Airports are now selling full Hazmat suits. The reason is that we have to be able to monitor your alcohol consumption in flight. I had a passenger on one of my flights fill his water bottle up using the sink in the lavatory and I stressed to him that it wasn't a good idea but he didn't care lolSecond, we aren't paid till the main cabin door closes so we are ready to leave just as fast as you are. If the cabin starts to fill with water you'll be unable to swim down to the exit. ), but you'd be amazed at how many are caused by the people around you while you're trying to board the plane. It is also different for half the crew. - Never saw a seatbelt get changed out or washed either - even after they were puked on, pissed on, etc.- NONE of the flight attendants have sex in the lavatories or anywhere else on the plane in our downtime. Serial killers, etc. Babies etc- In a successful ditching (a rarity), the a/c is designed to stay afloat for a min of 15 mins. We're there for your safety first and foremost.Training lasts for different lengths of time from airline to airline. After slashing jobs last year, Netflix will hire a flight attendant to work on one of the company's private jets with compensation rising to $385,000 (313,538). Any abnormalities may cause a crush landing. But there are also passengers who have the audacity to hit on or proposition the airline staff. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. And for the love of god please do not try to get up and use the lav during taxi or right before we take off! Today's crop of young princes Woman bored of waiting for the right man becomes a single Do not sell or share my personal information. I hope I was able to lighten up some things for you guys. The husband replied, 'I don't think in an office building someone would go to the bathroom every 2-3 min'. If you can. So, if for example an enginefire occurs, we are related to the passengers telling us.Why do I have to fold away my traytable and have to bring my seat in an upright position?- because in case of an emergencylanding you or the passenger sitting behind you would not be able to take your/his bracingposition correctlyWhy are the FA's dimming the cabinlight for takeoff and landing when it's dark outside?- in case of an evacuation you have to leave the plane quite quick. Could the Polestar 2 EV go rear-wheel drive? There are assholes on almost every flight, for sure but they are outnumbered massively by nice people (depending on the destination - stereotypes exist for a reason). I still miss Pipsqueak :(. People just dont bring their brains with them everywhere, especially when they fly. You want towear something that allows for proper blood circulation. I'll just break it down into categories. - Along with the "sexy" flight attendant myth - lol. It's made with the potable water and those tanks are rarely cleaned out. We were the only ones checked and oddly enough, we were one of the only people with brown skin. Please call us back and dial hash tag 8-7000. A flight attendant has shared the secrets from the skies including why it's a very bad idea to go into the toilet without shoes, as well as revealing why cabin crew have to lie to passengers. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. The passenger reports that a flight attendant "yanked off her sweater and rushed her to the bathroom." Most U.S. based domestic F.A. Edit: A few extras I thought I would add.- I still remember the order of priorities in survival situations by: Pilots Like Wet Fannys. Her What happens behind the curtain that separates our seats from where the flight attendants sit? Or an unstable approach with a runway excursion. Cierra Mistt shared her insider knowledge on social media. The couple asked me, 'Really? The second most common hard skill for a Sometimes high profile ones. A Were always wearing sunscreen when we work, she said. I think you know where Im going on this one.. This dry air can beirritating tothe eyes, especially for those who wear contacts. If you see those curtains pulled then please don't bother us unless it's actually an emergency. ', Flight attendant reveals bizarre list of ways to get fined as much as 500 while holidaying in Venice from SITTING DOWN to feeding the pigeons, Confessions of a flight attendant: Former Virgin Atlantic air hostess reveals what REALLY happens on board - from frisky first-class passengers and terrifying mid-air dramas to awkward celebrity encounters, Emirates flight attendant who became an Instagram sensation by sharing her enviable jet-set lifestyle reveals she's QUIT because the job was 'robotic' and staff struggled to even get time off for their weddings. This was a question I got asked constantly - but yeah, no. She claimed passengers have a 20 to 30-minute window to get frisky. 'The orange colour is not a whim, this colour has been chosen to be easy to find in the ground or in the sea in case of an accident.'. The comments below have not been moderated. And have you ever wondered what the dirtiest parts of a plane are? I'll also edit and add as I think of them. But she also noted that you can never predict exactly how travelers will behave. On some newer planes there's also a hold for people who have died on the flight. In my opinion it's a little out of hand. A former flight attendant has spilled on what A-list celebrities - including Kim Kardashian and Conor McGregor - were really like as passengers. Setting off metal detectors can really slow you down, and noone wants torush. As a woman who isnt especially sociable, I appreciate not getting double the chance of being seated next to an unaccompanied minor. We then asked B what she would like all passengers to understand. Ooops! 19.7% flight attendants have this skill on their resume. Bon voyage! Unsurprisingly, however, men still manage to make more money in the profession, as women tend to earn only 95 for every dollar their male peers make. - there is no smoking on an aircraft for several reasons. I said, 'About 250ish'. flight number 623. I was constantly bloated from the air pressure, or doubled over with gas pain from holding in my farts. I have personally never met one, but it turns out there are quite a few out there. Once weve finished boarding, well be embarking on our quick 45 minute trip. The union might be able to save their job, but not without mandated rehab & help with the drinking problem. By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. Interestingly, this may not benefit the actual passengers. They are called FFDOs which stands for Federal Flight Deck Officer. Part of the Daily Mail, The Mail on Sunday & Metro Media Group. We are going to share the dirty truth of the airline industry from what really happens on overnights, to what we say abou Learning self-defense and how to take care of violent passengers and how to do CPR if someones heart stops. "I remember having a couple in my exit row once, and I made an announcement as we were boarding 'ABC is on your right, DEF on your left, rows start at 1 and go up from there'. Essentially they wrapped her in spare blankets and secured extra seat belts around her to keep her in place Nobody further down the plane knew a thing until they got asked to wait in their seats while an ambulance crew took the body off before they could disembark. If it wasn't so damn early in the morning, it would've been the best flight ever. The emotional support rules changed in the US in late 2020. There are lots of delays for other reasons (weather being a big one. She also revealed that flight attendants 'love turbulence' because they can 'rest a little bit' as they should stay seated, She said some of the dirtiest parts of the plane are the bathrooms but also theseat pockets and they don't get cleaned, She revealed the real colour of a 'black box' which records all conversations that happen in the cockpit during a flight saying it's in fact orange so it can be easily found in the event of a crash. That's why, you shouldn't feel frustrated when i get to respond the chime at least 4-7 minutes after take off. Not a flight attendant butEveryone knows that you can lift arm rests between seats for cuddling or whatever but armrests next to the aisle don't lift. There are multiple injuries caused from flight attendants lifting heavy bags to be friendly, and then they're out of the job for months to a year (on average). Currently based in Turin, Italy, her jet-setting career has seen her go all over the world but it's not always blue skies while working on a commercial airline. And if any of you watched Rain Man then u are in the know. We've just got to hope the dispatcher doesn't pocket them.- Don't leave dirty nappies, used needles or anything else with bodily fluids in your seat pocket. 'Flight attendants love turbulence, because we can rest a little bit as we should stay seated and we cannot get up to provide the food service for example. And if any of you watched Rain Man then u are in the know. 'They do this so they try not to scare them and to prevent a potentially dangerous situation during the flight. 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I used to work with elderly people and one of my clients was a former pilot that finally quit when he realized in the middle of a flight his dementia had progressed and he couldn't remember where he was supposed to be flying to. Lots of passengers panic when the flight is delayed for technical reasons or when they see the maintenance guys board the aircraft. In fact, were so exposed to radiation that health insurance will label us as the same as astronaut or a radiologist., By Cameron Baud and Bryce Luff / VIC News. Though one of the main ones is internal fire. So so so many things the public doesn't know. Along with being able to handle the rigorous safety training, there are a laundry list of other skills and qualifications that can help applicants have a leg up when trying to become a flight attendant. Now I know to put my left hand on top of my right in case of brace position. On your next call, please make sure to press the hash tag or pound key first, and then, 8-7000, to reach Jollibee delivery. Just treat us as you would like to be treated, and most of us are there because we enjoy the job, with its many ups and downs, but when you arrive on our aircraft upset because of something that a Gate Agent, or Ticket Agent or even a TSA Agent, please do not take it out on us. Useful for getting in and it while the food tray is down.You can lock and unlock a lavatory door from the outside. Thicker fabrics are generally considered safer towear incase ofafire. Then i asked to change the seats which she could offer us at the beginnig and everybody could be happy I just remember, did fly few times with Air Berlin, the cabin crew was mostly terrible , Yep. We do this because we fly around at 35,000 feet every single day and thats pretty close to the ozone layer. I dated a flight attendant for a while. While another added: ' And we usually just have one mop on board which means the toilets, galley and any other spills are dealt with by the same one.' We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. There is a button underneath that releases a catch so that you can lift the armrest. He is asking for damages in excess of $50,000. So if it takes 45 minutes to get everyone on board and seatedno pay. It's unsanitary and people use the tray table to eat, put their personal things on, etc. 'Her mother told us that she wasn't in her right mind and finally the girl fell asleep on the floor, the scene was taken straight out of a movie. I had an emotional support turtle once. - For us to get into the cockpit (since 9/11) we have a briefing before every flight and the protocol is different for every flight. Like yeah, i know she was tired but what? Count the seat backs to the closest exit. 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I have never felt more disgusting than when I was a flight attendant. "Ooops, just stepped in this here liver." "There is a dead body in there!" I'm a flight attendant.So many incidents occur on the plane that every day passengers don't see or consider. Gotta love it! But during takeoff and landing we have to sit on our jumpseats and are not able to see whats going on outside. We all know what its like to travel via plane, but it seems like very few of us know what its like to be working on that plane. A former flight attendant has revealed the one thing passengers do that drives the airline crew 'mad' because of the high level of risk Kat Kamalani, from Hawaii, took to TikTok to reveal the that travellers should 'absolutely never' hit the call button when the aircraft is on the tarmac or during take-off and landing 'Flight attendants love turbulence, because we can rest a little bit as we should stay seated and we cannot get up to provide the food service for example. WebWelcome to Flight Attendant Confessional; the tell-all podcast! I avoided the lavatories because they were disgusting so god knows what my (required) makeup looked like half of the time. seeyou_never , wikimedia.commons Report. She said: 'If I had choose the top three dirtiest places in the plane, I will put in first place the toilet floor. When the flight attendant reached over my husband to serve me in the window seat, she spilled the entire contents of a cup of scalding hot coffee directly into my lap. The air inaplane isdifferent than the air onland. Good chance you won't be able to see in some types of accidents. This iswhy its better toavoid T-shirts with expletives oroffensive graphics onthem. I don't know what airline she worked for, but my (major international airline, 18 years) company was better prepared. You can also sell your used, unwashed, tights.- To any fellow crew out there, if you find yourself in an emergency situation where fire is present, whip off your nylon tights so your legs don't go up in flames. Biden himself couldnt stop that plane from leaving if he missed that flight, FFS! The most common hard skill for a flight attendant is passenger safety. 19.7% flight attendants have this skill on their resume. The second most common hard skill for a flight attendant is customer service appearing on 14.3% of resumes. The third most common is emergency equipment on 12.7% of resumes. However the aircraft is also designed to breakup on impact on land. How rich do you gotta be to get whatever the heck is in that picture on a flight? Start writing! If, heaven forbid, a fire occur in the cabin, people dressed this way fare far better than those wearing nylon shorts and running shoes. Each cabin crew is responsible for at least 50 passengers' lives on board. Just started at an airline;* There isn't as much CCTV as you may think* We can often be working 6 days in a row on minimum rest, treat us nicely please* We have to ask the captain to remove you from the flight if you're being an a*****e. They will say yes. Also, i can't stand up after "take off position" call out from the captain. They might even have the opportunity to stay in luxurious hotels while waiting for their next flight. We took our breaks (when we could) in the tiny little galleys at the front and back of the aircraft. The airlines may tell passengers they do regular water quality test. The flight attendant profession is greatly dominated by women, as about 75% of the workforce is female. ), Most flight attendants enjoy the social aspect of the job, as they find it fun to speak to passengers and meet a variety of individuals, but there are times where travelers expect the cabin crew to act more like therapists than flight attendants. 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